how much would surgery cost to remove my feelings
"Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient."
I’m not saying I’m going to… but *If* I would make an X-Rated John Green fan blog would anybody follow?
You are 36 please stop encouraging minors to have sexual fantasies about you
bdsm memes are the future
Zombie: Do I smell bad?
Skeleton: Of corpse not!
movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.
the fact that this gif of me doing sit ups while also trying to reach for cinnamon rolls is on the internet really has me question what i’ve been doing with my life
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube